Friday, September 30, 2005
Cat-like typing detected
Ha ha ha! No, it's just me, Pandora the cat. I've disabled that silly catproofing software because something's come to my attention (other than the toilet paper that dangles tantalizingly from the roll).
It seems human Terry Ryan let the cat out of the bag regarding this blog (idiomatically speaking, of course - I've discovered that the insides of bags are actually quite exciting and I don't know why anybody would want to come out of one) before fellow human Haplo could tell my owner, Kris, about it. Haplo has lost something called "boyfriend bonus points," as not telling Kris about his blog was a "major party foul."
So please, Kris, restore Haplo's points balance before I do something crazy. I don't know what it would be. But it would be crazy. And you'd never expect it.