david's 4/30 power rankings

1. Grandpa
2. Handy Manny
3. Daddy
4. Mommy

baseball doubleheader fun fact of the day

When Ernie Banks said "let's play two," he didn't actually mean it. He knew the umpire would say no.

hunt for red october (UPDATED)

Capt. Vasili Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that?

Captain Ramius: I suppose.

Capt. Vasili Borodin: No papers?

Captain Ramius: No papers, state to state.

Capt. Vasili Borodin: Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona.

Captain Ramius: Ooh, uh, about that "no papers" thing I just said...