dear mets

Please win before I go.

I would love to go on my honeymoon not feeling like there's some weirdness between us. If it comes to that, I'll spend a 10-hour plane ride pondering how shitty you've been to me.

Oh, I know I'm not the only one you've hurt... but sometimes it feels like it.

So please... let's hush up all of the hateful gossip. Let's not give 'em something to talk about, especially this weekend.

Just prove to me that you still care.

Just win.

More than once, preferably.