Wednesday, July 30, 2008

the dialectical materialism of emilio and jean-claude

Thesis: Timecop: Time-traveling cop puts right what once went wrong. Also, turns Ron Silver into a pile of goo.

Antithesis: Freejack: Time-traveling race car driver (obviously, different from a cop) puts right what will go wrong. Also, turns Mick Jagger into an actor forced to utter the line "get the meat!"

Synthesis: Combination of footage from Timecop and music from Freejack, resulting in YouTube glory.