Wayne Gretzky must be a good coach. If I were a hockey player on his team, I would do anything - including stick my face in front of a puck traveling at speeds upwards of 100 mph - to keep my childhood hero from making that face at me.
If I were a professional hockey player on the Great One's team, and I couldn't cut the mustard, I think it would go a little something like... this:
me
"I sure am sorry I couldn't clear the puck out of the zone, Mr. Gretzky. Can I have your autograph?"
coach wayne
"FUCK YOU"
1 comment:
If you were Skinny Guy from NES Ice Hockey, you could at least be sure that Gretzky would never be able to yell at you for losing a faceoff.
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